God Fucking Damn It 

The exclamation you say when you are extremely angry, frustrated, or both.

What you say when you really want something, but do not know how to get it. It is rather frustrating if you have never had this feeling.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! How do I solve this math problem?!?!?!?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Charlie bit me!!!

God Fucking Damn It by Tom1792 May 9, 2011

Let's Fucking Go! 

A rallying cry used before prolonged substance abuse.

'It's the weekend!' Jean exclaimed, 'Let's Fucking Go!" he howled before engaging in prolonged, egregious substance abuse.

Let's Fucking Go! by lyricalenthusiast June 11, 2014

whoop-dee-fucking-doo 

A variation of whoopdeedoo, except a lot more harsh and sarcastic. When someone says something that has no point whatsoever use this word. This word is pronouced the way it is written.

"I have a dollar" says Vincent
"Whoop-dee-fucking-doo" says Patrick

whoop-dee-fucking-doo by Pateb Serasleb May 18, 2004

titty fucking 

Moving the penis in between the two boobs.

David especially likes to titty fuck after Jenny's implants.

titty fucking by Jenny Ditz October 8, 2003

Finger Fucking Your Phone 

When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.

Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"

Finger Fucking Your Phone by hooknsailor December 6, 2017

Mouth Fucking 

Contrary to popular belief "mouth fucking" or "throat fucking" is not simply a blow-job.

Where as in a blow-job the one giving it is doing the majority of the work and technique is involved, in mouth fucking the person getting their dick wet is doing the work with pelvic thrusts while the person getting mouth fucked simply lets it happen trying their hardest not to gag.

Blow-jobs are far more common than mouth fucking as it is harder to find a partner willing to let you literally fuck their mouth/throat.

"Man that girl is a real freak, not only does she like to suck dick, she likes to get mouth fucked!"

Guy 1 : "You know what really gets me off?"
Guy 2 : "What?"
Guy 1 : "Mouth fucking!"
Guy 2 : "Damn dude that's narly!"

Mouth Fucking by JackTheRipperHK April 13, 2009

so fucking true 

so fucking true means that something is right beyond question

That joke is actually quite offensive.
So fucking true

so fucking true by wrongstare May 5, 2016