cunt waste

n. - A human being completely devoid of social worth. One who is deserving of loathing and scorn.

"My ex is a total piece of cunt waste. That bitch just sits around leaching off of everyone, and criticizing them for how they live their lives, even though she has never lifted a finger in her life."

by r4d10s1l3nc3 June 18, 2012

Cunt Candy

Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"

i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"

by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014

Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.

Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.

by Davis P March 13, 2014

cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.

Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!

by Pepper jack August 21, 2016

cunt stamp

Is where one forcefully stamps down onto a womens vagina

Mike : how was last night ?
Chad : great man, I cunt stamped her!

by TheSaviourUD April 8, 2017

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

by AngryBandy July 10, 2017