You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

You could survive a car crash by cascade? September 22, 2023

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage 

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.

That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage by Teacher Taz June 27, 2021

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world 

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world by gaypor June 26, 2023

allah car 

In Battlefield 2, when a player puts C4 onto a jeep or other small vehicle and drives it towards an enemy tank/vehicle/base, jumping out and letting it roll into the target and detonating the explosive. Prohibited on some servers.

Player 1: Ohhhh shit they have two tanks coming our way.
Player 2: Time to break out the allah cars....alalalah!
<booom>
Player 2 (C4)noob1
Player 2 (C4)noob2
Player 2 (C4)noob3

allah car by truefatalist July 25, 2006

Get in the car 

An attempt to explain that one is in danger and must seek shelter.

its a traplolzomfg its a lion~~!one GET IN THE CAR

Get in the car by Snowman142 July 24, 2006

side car 

to sit down in a stall adjacent to an already occupied stall in the bathroom. deemed especially rude when there are other open stalls NOT adjacent to the occupied stall.

dude.. i was taking a dump and some guy side carred me!

side car by chrysanthalbee December 9, 2008

My car is slow bai 

A middle aged fatty always brags about his black Toyota Supra. He always claims that his car is slow by the quote "My car is slow bai" in order to get some other people to reply something like "No, your car is fast". This sentance actualy means "My car is slow, BYE" when smoking his rival. Because he overused this quote and then some other people have started making fun of him imitating him.

A: My car is slow bai.
B: So you drive a Supra

My car is slow bai by Mr. Rogger April 4, 2004