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Bucket Excuse

An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
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Smegma Bucket

A person who enjoins having smegma be discarded either in or on themselves
Person 1: Uhhhh! yeah baby, take my smegma
Person 2: Ahww yeah im your little smegma bucket!!!
by Smegma SwallowerXXX August 29, 2025
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Cum Bucket

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.
Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets
by RiddyTX June 25, 2015
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Bucket Sick

Adjective:
A description of one who is so sick that they have to carry a bucket with them so that there is a place for the vomit to go if they suddenly need to throw up.
Man, I was bucket sick today because I drank 6 long island iced tea’s last night.
by billardbb April 14, 2009
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The Bucket

Something you say when you want to seem like you know something but it's actually just some bullshit. It's frequently used to annoy people.
1:"Wow that guy is totally in the bucket"
2:"What the fuck is the bucket"
3:"Just some bullshit"
by Old man rapers February 20, 2020
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Bucket-Ass

Dude with 2 5gallon pails between his legs and back. Surprisingly a really fast skater.
Man, look at Darren's bucket-ass. No wonder he skates so fast!
by Assshhy January 8, 2022
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Bucket

A person willing to

get drunk,stoned and party.

The time does not matter.
One bucket usually hangs out with other buckets.
Stan: "Where is Jerry?'

Mark: "He's getting wasted at the pub"

Stan: "Isn't it Monday?"

Mark: "Jerry's a bucket"
by bucketman2015 May 25, 2016
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