anal wax

When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus

Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him

by bananafagger December 15, 2014

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anal pore

A way better way to call someone an ass or asshole because if you say this to someone while mad you can't stay mad at them since its really funny

Crazy gf: YOUR SUCH AN ANAL PORE!
boyfriend: omfg what?! xD

by Brilicious March 30, 2015

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Anal Volcano

happens when taking a dick in the butt really hard and the dick cums in you. The explosive Diahrea after is known as anal volcano.

Sara took it so hard last night this morning that bitch had a Anal Volcano.

by CONNvict May 10, 2012

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The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

by PJ January 23, 2005

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Anal Atmosphere

n. The surrounding and local gases of a person's shit pipe typically worsened by poop farts yet not as smelly as a nigger.

Cotton picking Leroy saved up his anal atmosphere for that stupid porch monkey, spearchucking, chitlin eating, horse nig cracker luva DayDay since she nigger slobbed that fat grown niglet Antwaan.

by Sassy Dick September 19, 2009

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