Whipping or whippin the skippy 

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

Whipping or whippin the skippy by Simon October 15, 2004

Whipple Man 

the coolest PE teacher in Battle Mountain he has a lot of hair and tries to pimp on the high school tail

man i heard whipple shaved his arm and now he looks like lyle lovitz

Whipple Man by punk4life April 22, 2005

pistol-whipped 

The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.

Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.

pistol-whipped by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009

ass whipping insurance 

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

ass whipping insurance by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

whipped 

Synonym for married.

Chicken is so whipped he don't even know it.

whipped by alabamaboy May 9, 2003

whipcash 

A condition in which an individual is involved in a very MINOR motor vehicle accident and is completely unharmed, however, they insist on being transported in an ambulacne to a hospital and suing the other party for no other reason than to obtain an out of court cash settlement. These people are pure, self centered scum.

"I was in a fender bender with this middle aged suburban bitch and got sued case I gave her whipcash."

whipcash by Sam February 28, 2007

Cyber-whipped 

A cyber-whipped man is one who is overly solicitous to a "woman" who may or may not exist. These men will even modify their own behavior for a "person" that they know only through emails. The men will do many things for the cyber-whipper, anything from stroking an ego to sending cash.

John is just the lastest in a long line of cyber-whipped guys that she leaves in her wake. She'll use him for a while and then dump him like she usually does.

Cyber-whipped by Meg Kelso October 1, 2007