moon

A complete idiot who messes up all the time, someone who has lack of common sense and are oblivious to the world around them. A moon is a complete fuck up.

"I met that kid once, biggest moon ever" "Oh come on you fucking moon, you fucked over the fax machine, you mooned it big time man" "I've never met a man that mooned as hard as him, he was a huge fuckin luna"

by Una Luna November 19, 2014

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Moon Elf

An elf with typical Asian features of black hair and brown eyes rather than the stereotypical blonde hair and blue eyes that regular elves have.

Have you played monster hunter rising yet? It has twin moon elf priestess.

by Madam Fortune November 11, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Moones

Moones is a sweetie and it's a persian name for female which means a reliable friend, who you is the best caring person.
Moones' are really good at math and sitting basically they're genius...

Who's your bestie?
Ooo mine is absolutely Moones, she's a keeper...

by Sisii November 21, 2021

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023