Jesus'ed

adj.: 1) Describing being nailed, be it physically or verbally.
2) Of or pertaining to having nailed another.

1) "Dude, you just got Jesus'ed!"
2)"I totally Jesus'ed him into next week."

Jesus'ed by Drew Brutzman February 5, 2004

jesus hammond 

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

jesus hammond by orangebuzz2000 January 5, 2008

Jesus-Jim Hair

A special subset of bed-head that resembles a combination of Jesus and Jim Morrison of the Doors

Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.

Jesus-Jim Hair by kurious1243 September 12, 2010

Jesus' sake 

When annoying guys are bugging you and your boyfriend of why you didn't change your Facebook relationship status

"for jesus' sake! Just because we didn't change our Facebook status doesn't mean it's the end of the world..."

Jesus' sake by Bambiloverzz October 28, 2011

jesus and kfc

Code name for Anthony shoving his cock in a piece of chicken and using his piss as dipping sauce.

Wow that guys over there was pulling a Jesus and KFC.

jesus and kfc by KFC Hangover February 19, 2015

jesus hernandez garcia 

the sexy Mexican guy in school, with an over average size penis.
Always has that loud pack in deck

He could of been a president but he really loves selling shit.

Were the bud at Jesus Hernandez Garcia
How's got a big d Jesus Hernandez Garcia

jesus hernandez garcia by M.O.B40 March 4, 2016

jesus crazy 

When a female has an extreme attraction for males with long hair

Nowadays more and more girls are going jesus crazy, and to be honest I kinda am too

jesus crazy by DahHomieJezus August 29, 2017