Eyerak 

Butchering of Iraq, the country in the Middle East previously ruled by Saddam Hussein.

"OMG! The US needs 2 get outt of Eyerak! No war for oil!"

- Mongrel idiot protestor

Eyerak by ACG2x October 5, 2004

eyesex 

What Beckett and Castle have in almost every episode of Castle. They look at one another for a few seconds and they both know they are in love, but wont actually say it so they just have eyesex.

Beckett and Castle just totally had eyesex

I wish Beckett and Castle would stop having eyesex and just admit their feelings!

eyesex by castlecrazed22 March 27, 2012

CATIA eyes 

The perception that one has the ability to accurately measure lengths or angles without using a measurement device. Individuals possessing this talent also report dimensions as fact – as if they had used a calibrated mechanism, when in fact they only recklessly approximated it with their eyes.

CATIA is an acronym for Computer-Aided Three-dimensional Interactive Application - a commonly used CAD/CAM software package for product design.

Rick (on the phone): “Danielle! There’s an interference between the widget and the doodad! The doodad’s impaling the widget by 15.2 mm! You need to fix it before your name’s added to the list!”

Danielle (mutes the phone and says to Tom): “Yeah, right, it’s probably only 2 mm; he’s using his CATIA eyes again!”

CATIA eyes by EtoileRouge October 19, 2005

wrestling the one eyed monster

To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis

wrestling the one eyed monster by A2K February 18, 2003

round eye

What a chopstick Chan would call a cheese-eating charlie.

Hey ROUNDEYE! you wanna sum chickity china the chinese chicken?

round eye by Wil CRaig July 16, 2003

Eyeball sex 

When ever your eye's meat a hot girl/guy and you think about having sex with them. Very awkward situation to be in some my even pretend to text or talk to someone to avoid the awkwardness.

Me: Yo dude I just stared at Taylors eyes all the way down the hallway.

Friend: Dude you guys just had eyeball sex hardcore.

Eyeball sex by JCTC September 9, 2010

one eyed jack 

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).

My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights

one eyed jack by socioclast83 October 25, 2008