Cursed a Canadian

Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".

"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"

Cursed a Canadian by Captin Rickshaw June 22, 2022

A Little Canadian Oven 

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."

I have a friend who is a little canadian oven

A Little Canadian Oven by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

Why can't I own a Canadian? by bit125 March 6, 2022

Canadianal 

Having anal sex in Canada

My wife and I spent the weekend in Montreal... we had Canadianal

Canadianal by Chucktastic68 June 28, 2019

Fuck the Canadians Day 

On December 18th it's the national Fuck the Canadians Day where you can harass the Canadians freely and there is nothing they can do about it.

Mike: Hey bro do you know what day it is ?
Kevin: Yeah December 18th, Fuck the Canadians Day.

Fuck the Canadians Day by Not a Canadian thank god October 17, 2021

Canadia 

The secret state between Narnia and Canada. To get there, you must stand in an old cupboard and say sorry three times and then eat Maple Syrup and Turkish Delight and you will get teleported there.

Guy: “Hey what’s Joey doing in the cupboard with my Maple Syrup and Turkish Delight?”
Girl: “He’s trying to go to Canadia”

Canadia by Maconchie June 4, 2014

Candadian 

A male Canadian that has settled down with a family ready to take on the world a head of him.

Mostly looked at as a cool dad. Most Candadians enjoy a game of 9 hole golf with the guys or a couple rounds of maple syrup.
Unlike his past self the Canadian, a Candadian isn't a push over and shain't be messed with.

Hey man how'd you get that black eye?
I got into some fight with a Canadian and he slugged me right in my eye.
You mean a Candadian? A Canadian wouldn't do such a thing, they're push overs.

Charlie isn't a Canadian, he's a Candadian.

Candadian by TrustMeI'mAnEngineer July 13, 2017