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Nothing-Burger

A word used solely to help Americans grasp the concept of nothing
A Nothing-Burger would just be two hamburger buns, because there’s nothing in the burger
by TheBingusMan May 19, 2023
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Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger
by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020
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Burger

burger
/ˈbərɡər/
Slang (informal, chiefly U.S. urban youth culture)
noun
A person, style, object, or situation regarded as lame, corny, or lacking quality; something considered uncool or unimpressive.
Example: “That outfit is burgers — you need to switch it up.”
adjective (informal)
2. Describing something as whack, trash, or subpar in quality or appeal.
Example: “Their whole vibe is kinda burger today.”
Origin:
Likely derived from playful slang extension of burger (as in “hamburger”), reinterpreted metaphorically to denote something plain, basic, or undesirable — similar in tone to slang terms like buns or mid.
Examples of “burger” (slang):
In conversation:
“Bro, that outfit is straight burgers — you gotta switch it up.”
→ (Meaning: That outfit looks lame or corny.)
Talking about performance:
“We lost by 30? Nah, our defense was burger tonight.”
→ (Meaning: The team’s defense played terribly.)
On social media:
“Tried that new spot everyone hyped up… total burger. 3/10.”
→ (Meaning: The experience was disappointing or trash.)
Describing someone’s vibe:
“He’s cool sometimes, but his jokes be burger fr.”
→ (Meaning: His jokes are lame or not funny.)
As a playful insult:
“Don’t be a burger, bro — come to the party.”
→ (Meaning: Don’t be lame or boring.)
by DaSickest2(Eva)DoIt November 8, 2025
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Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 28, 2011
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glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
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Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.
Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.
by Deepration July 29, 2021
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Burgers

Those Jordan’s are burgers, with cheese too!
by Dayton 1080P February 9, 2021
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