Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.

Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"

by Citychick213 December 22, 2016

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

apple dumplin' shop

A woman’s bosom.

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.

by Link BR July 15, 2018

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017

Adam's Apple Sauce

Damage to the throat, typically caused the proper application of Chopsophogus.

When properly applied, Chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.

by Stachist May 21, 2011

Back Hand Apple

The back of a girl's vagina, seen when she bends over.

Guys watching a girls softball tournament>
Kale: Hey, is that Christina bending over?
Heath: Oh yeah, you can totally see her Back Hand Apple. Hell yeah!

by mk kiddeh. June 30, 2008