Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Mickling About

The act of behaving in an abnormally silly way.

Lawrence was just mickling about.

by MicklecularForces April 17, 2023

Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother

Parent plan did a zoo abortion

by 459395 April 22, 2023

Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

by Shi-Fi May 12, 2023

Satilite abortion

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Install on 5 satilites in one aerospace to override magnetics and preform satilite abortion with nasa aircraft.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

Thinking about Sevi

Thinking about Sevi is one of the greatest things you could do in this world . Studies have shown that when you think about Sevi you feel euphoria, adrenaline, dopamine and a general sensation of completeness.

I was feeling sad today so I started Thinking about Sevi to make my day

by Despoina h May 26, 2023

Paisley Abattoir

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.

As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

by Stegner June 20, 2023