Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

by Impudicus May 4, 2021

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022

Pulling the Green Apple

"Pulling the Green Apple" Meaning - Ejection seats are fitted with an emergency oxygen bottle who's primary job is to keep the pilot alive at altitude, where there is less oxygen, should they have to eject. If the pilot feels the effects of hypoxia, as this pilot describes, they can pull a device, which looks like a little green apple, to release the ten minute supply of 100% oxygen. This should enable them to think properly again and resolve the situation, in this case get lower quickly and return to base.

I've Pulling the Green Apple and not I'm feeling better.

by daboom_org March 10, 2022

Apple DeBonk DeBonk

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is a musical can opener. This is great if you want to listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony, while opening your tomato sauce or your Sam's Club order of pickles in a jar.

Hey, can I use your Apple DeBonk DeBonk to open my pickle jar?

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.

After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?

by Cracko298 March 21, 2022

Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

To land in the apple orchard

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.

You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

by Sexydimma February 19, 2022

Adam's Apple Sauce

Damage to the throat, typically caused the proper application of Chopsophogus.

When properly applied, Chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.

by Stachist May 21, 2011