quirky turkey

He's quite the quirky turkey.
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019
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Murderous Turkey

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"
by Pop Pop Zucchini November 24, 2015
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The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out
Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.
by Masticspastic April 23, 2023
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Turkey Nugget

The act of sliding a man's balls into your anus during sex
"Yeah dude, I got that Turkey Nugget action last night."
by ShickenNuggins November 02, 2021
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 23, 2014
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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 December 17, 2015
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Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 18, 2016
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