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Orange Suprise

The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.
If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.
by juan cabo121 March 11, 2010
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Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.
I am surprised
by D-Monkey May 9, 2018
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suprise

Common misspelling of suRprise. Seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.
by Muzza2k December 14, 2008
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Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 18, 2007
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Rawlins Suprise

Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!
"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"
by rachellizzie July 18, 2009
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suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
by joe scarpati January 2, 2008
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