upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids
by Mix2402 July 27, 2010
Get the Stanky Paint mug.When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011
Get the Pooty-Pant mug.When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
by JJ37 May 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Job mug.by Jesus Chameleon September 8, 2011
Get the e-painting mug."LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011
Get the Cave Paintings mug.When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
by PennWard December 1, 2011
Get the Period Painting mug.Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
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