poop dick 

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

poop dick by jizzem May 11, 2006

poop atoms 

Invisible particles released into furniture when sitting on and farting

Dan: Man, those movie theatre seats are musty!
Trey: No doubt! They've absorbed millions of poop atoms over the years.

poop atoms by honktastic December 9, 2008

poop wind

Farts conjured only when having to poop. They are the result of nothing else but the turds themselves.

Being stuck in an elevator with an obese man with a serious case of poop wind can turn hostile.

poop wind by Steve June 8, 2003

poop shwag

the opposite of dank weed.usually called the poops or just shwag.

whenever my nigga carl ghost rides his whip. he always get down on the poop shwag.

poop shwag by g'ed up from the f'ed up May 19, 2006

Poop Sicle 

1) A Shitty Dick.

2) A penis that has been inserted into an anus and is ready for a good licking.

The gay couple down the street eat poop sicle's every friday in their back yard.

Poop Sicle by Mike Hunt is smelly January 1, 2009

Poop Snort 

The sexual act fisting your partner's anus while entering 2 fingers (preferrably the index and middle fingers) into their nasal cavities.

"I prefer the Poop Snort over the Dirty Sanchez."

Poop Snort by Brittany Snowfeather November 13, 2007

poop jerker 

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"

poop jerker by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008