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Face Pants

for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!
Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!
Face Pants by Didymus90 April 11, 2010
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creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead
i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home
creamed my pants by Smallcreep July 14, 2014

Poopie Pants 

A large stuffed bear with crossed eyes.
Moosey and Poopie Pants are so cute!

paste pants 

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!
I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...
paste pants by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

Short Pants

Multi-gender trousers that reach somewhere in between the bottom of the kneecap and the mid calf area. For clarification, shorts on the other hand range from bottom of the kneecap to any shorter desired length.

Also, short pants are not just pants that are too short. Pants that are too short are simply just pants, or capris- usually worn by females or gays.
Darnell: " Yo werd up check out deez short pants don't make me shank ya!"

Barthalamule: "Excuse me sir, those trousers are actually shorts. Sagging is an inappropriate use of shorts so those do not qualify as short pants. "

sponge bob square pants 

trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value
im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!
sponge bob square pants by die April 27, 2003

Purple Pants Guy 

1. A male around adolescence.

2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.

3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.

4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.

5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.

6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
1. Adults: What is that person over there? A stoner?
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!

2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.

3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.

Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.

4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!

5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.

6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.