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New Union Party 

A Marxist-Deleonist party in Minneapolis, Minnesota. They split from the main Socialist Labor Party of America, yet believe in same Deleonism. (no difference) The New Union Party used to be called the Farmer Labor Party. The FLP was a Marxist party before joining with the DFL. The FLP headquarters was in Chicago. It was controlled by the Workers Party of America in 1924. There is no mention of communist or marxist or deleonist or socialist on it's political website.
Person 1: Vote for Tom Dooley! He wants "Change"
Person 2: Dont' vote for DFL or New Union Party..not marxist!
Person1: But I want a Working democracy!
Person 2: Working democracies don't add to debt!

Person 1: doh! I eat sock!
New Union Party by hellads May 14, 2010

New Market 

a small town about 20 miles south of minneapolis.. theres 1 nice neighbiorrhood (rowena ponds) nestled inside this SHIT HOLE of a town. there is a park called wagner park and its falling apart from, druggies and such. laura piehl should be the mayor, and such. theres 3 bars and a liquor store. a dominos, a gas station, and an anytime fitnes. theres a coke vending machine somewhere in the mess.
wanna get fucked up in new market?

dude, new market is as small as your tits.
New Market by WaitingInRowena March 22, 2011

New year whirlybird 

Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.

HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate
New year whirlybird by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

New Mexico Slip-in-slide 

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.
Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

New Beginnings With Shanna 

A rehab nurse who will sleep with patients. A lady who take prescription pills on live streams and nods out from her high dose of medication. A women with no personality and who
Likes men that have a small penis
New Beginnings with Shanna was hit by a ugly stick

New Year's present 

A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.
John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."
New Year's present by hillary2016 December 29, 2012
Word of the Day on December 31, 2012