John Mayer 

John Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls.

“He likes that little girl, what a John Mayer”

John Mayer by tayloswift May 12, 2023

John Shitcock 

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

John Shitcock by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007

John Travolting

Something so fucking revolting that no other word-name will do.

Guy 1 - "Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup video?! That shit was is revolting it's......it's......"

Guy 2 - ".....John Travolting?"

Guy 1 - "....almost Guy 1, almost"

John Travolting by Regan1982 January 9, 2008

John McCain Cup 

Used during beer pong, this term describes a cup that has water or beer beneath it, which causes it to mysteriously slide when hit by a ball (See ghost cup). Because the cup usually diverges from the original formation, it becomes a maverick cup, thus becoming a John McCain cup due to the fact that McCain is the original Maverick. A second cup that goes rogue is called a Sarah Palin cup.

Dude, this table is so wet, every time I shoot I end up with a John McCain cup. Damn mavericks!

John McCain Cup by Murky Waters October 21, 2008

John Denver 

According to Jim Carrey ,he's full of shit

"That John Denver is full of shit, man!"

John Denver by McDavid53 March 18, 2009

John Burroughs Middle School 

A school in the Los Angeles area. It has grades from 6 to 8. Located in a wealthy area. Has a mess up Asian gangsters and a gang load of cholos that always fight each other. The school also has a majority of Koreans since the school is located near Koreatown. Due to problems with Asian and Mexican gangs they made the students wear gayass khakis and either a green or white polo.

John Burroughs Middle School is fuckin ghetto as fuck.

John Burroughs Middle School by LOCCZxDIECIOCHO May 3, 2009

John Heffron 

A totally cute, funny, comedian, who won NBC's Last Comic Standing 2!

John Heffron is the cutest, funniest man in the world! "YEAH DUDE I ROCK!" "SKUNK"

John Heffron by Lola August 24, 2004