Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

by nonce9H January 19, 2019

Jack B

The greatest indoor bowls player to ever live, besides Mervyn King

"Is that the greatest bowls player of all time"
"No that's just Jack B"

by TSJJST March 30, 2023

jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse

He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.

by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014

Jack Smells

A phrase used to instantly end an argument. Both sides must now except a mutual end to the beef. There is no winner nor a looser purely the knowledge that “jack smells”

Billy: yo max
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play

by Shmuckboy12 April 5, 2020

jack dat

to steal very qucikly b/c you want it NOW

* walking down the street as i see weed
ina niggas pocket*
*runs & punches niggas in da face, then jack dat & hauls ass*

by lettelover, August 5, 2008

Jack Moody

Council house liver who touches willy at least 7 times a day

"Wow you're being such a Jack Moody right now!"

by Finley E lover May 18, 2023

Jack-Ransleyophobia

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls

Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"

by Hakumai November 9, 2016