Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.

I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 3, 2007

fruit beers 

Made from fruit like pear/ peach/ apricot/ cherry/ raspberry/ pumpkin...

Fruit beers are tasty and has 'bioavailablity'.
See also fruitini.

fruit beers by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

Fruitcake 

Beside being used as an Adjective to refer a male who act like gay or his homosexuality, I’ve heard quite a few male bankers called their female superiors “ Fruitcake”.... They're referring their female superiors look pretty and sweet, but nothing in their brain. It’s an insulting chauvinist way of belittling women’s ability at workplace.

Male Banker A: She didn't approve this half-million loan and client went to our competitor. Can't beleive she's so into those risk management thingy. We need sales!

Male Banker B: Told ya, I always wodering about how did she get her banking licence. She's tatotally a "fruitcake"!

Fruitcake by LuvLuvLuv September 26, 2009

fruitcup 

the act of farting into your hand, and opening it in someones face

I'm gonna go fruitcup that fat chick

fruitcup by psychoD September 17, 2005

fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.

Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.

fruit roll-up by billdog.dog October 6, 2008

Fruit cake 

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.

John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.

Fruit cake by SOUNDWAVE56 April 25, 2011

juicy fruit 

Juicy Fruit is a type of gum made by...Wrigley, I think. Also, Juciy Fruit can mean a gay man that looks good...to another gay man.

straight: wants some juicy fruit?
non-straight: i ain't gettin none from you! i already got my man!

juicy fruit by nemo April 30, 2004