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Fuzzy February

For the month of February any/all men shall grow out any and all facial hair they can grow. Rules are

1. You can either shave or not shave on January 31st to start the celebration

2. no shaving the entire month

3. If you can grow a full beard, you MUST grow a full beard.

So all men embrace his new tradition that makes us all feel manly.

It is also a pre game that you can lead into March Mustache Madness with.
Brooke: James your beard is disgusting

James: I dont care its Fuzzy February



James: Dude i love fuzzy February!! 28 days of no shaving!!

Nic: If only i could grow a good beard like you!!

James: Man it feels good
Fuzzy February by James Meyerhoff February 2, 2009

Fuck Fortnite February 

The month u can't play Fortnite or u big GAE!
Fun Fact:
During these 28-29 days suicide rate increases to 69%
Also sex rate increases to 100%
Ninja:I'ma play Fortnite all night this month!
Skull Trooper:Seriously! NIBBA, it's Fuck Fortnite February!
Ninja:SHIT! I forgot! Now I can't lose my virginity

Ninja: .................(slowly tying a noose)........................

Fibonacci Fap February 

Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th
Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”
Fibonacci Fap February by Brady31 November 5, 2018

22 February

In the 22th of february, at 22:22 o'clock, you must kiss a ginger
OMG today is 22 february! I need to get a kiss!
22 February by realplayer5256663 January 16, 2022

29 February 

The day you won’t experience until 4 years later. Also, if you’re born on this day, sorry bro :(
Peter: hey, when’s ur bday?
John: oh, 29 February
Peter: sorry dude…
29 February by thesussywordgiver February 8, 2023

Forget Fortnite February 

noun; The month of February where people have to refrain from playing Fortnite for the whole month. After the month is over you can continue.
Ninja is gonna fail Forget Fortnite February.