end of film flatulence

Uncontrollable flatulence near the end of a film

Craig: 3D Alice in Wonderland was a great film, but I had a bad case of end of film flatulence.

by FilmFlatulenceGuy March 9, 2010

Whack ass flats

Idiots who believe the earth is flat.

Yo yo yo that hombre junior is a whack ass flats. He be one of those flat earthers.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

Flatirons

Brown noser,suck ass,salad tosser,one upper

Flattirons tossed jmmy salad at the drive in movie last night. Flatirons is such a suck up.

by cpt fancy pants August 21, 2008

flatch

Knickname for Flatulina Boutier aka: The Fabulous One

So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"

by Tootie September 12, 2003

flatline

1. The effect caused after a severe case of insomnia in which you collapse immediately and sleep.

2. Used to describe an extreme measure of sleep. Incidentally this closely relates to the term "you can sleep when you're dead."

I didn't want to go anywhere, I had terrible sleep and when I came home from school I flatlined on the bed.

Person A: Hey where's Adam?
Person B: He got shitfaced and flatlined somewhere in the kitchen.

by xKRASHx August 28, 2010

Flatulist

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.

"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."

by GristleMittens September 8, 2016

Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.

Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.

by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020