douche bag 

something used in the olden days to clean ones vagina

i used a douche bag last night

douche bag by disney August 12, 2007

douche knuckle 

1. The point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.

1. Wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must've been invented by the same guy.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.

douche knuckle by R. Myers March 14, 2008

Douche Canoe 

A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'

Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by Hematidrosis October 8, 2011

douche chill 

Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.

First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.

Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.

The new guy at work came in and started telling me what to do. I would have told him off, but I was more surprised than anything. I'm not kidding, he gave me serious douche chills.

douche chill by Quadzilla99 May 27, 2008

douche-off 

Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.

(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)

Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"

Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"

Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"

Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"

Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"

Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"

Zack- "Touch'e"

All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby

douche-off by Zack Herrell September 16, 2007

douche nozzle 

tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.

Toby, quit being a douche nozzle and eat your lunch
!

douche nozzle by tyler grimes April 15, 2006

douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

douche rocket by it_was_a_friday_night December 16, 2007