Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017

Adam's Apple Sauce

Damage to the throat, typically caused the proper application of Chopsophogus.

When properly applied, Chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.

by Stachist May 21, 2011

Back Hand Apple

The back of a girl's vagina, seen when she bends over.

Guys watching a girls softball tournament>
Kale: Hey, is that Christina bending over?
Heath: Oh yeah, you can totally see her Back Hand Apple. Hell yeah!

by mk kiddeh. June 30, 2008