Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003

squirrel handed

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003

Hand Grenade

When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.

Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.

by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005

Porn hands

1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.

Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.

by 11001001 June 30, 2005

Hand Job

When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform

On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.

by Caveat Emptor September 6, 2013

Hand Job

Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.

Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you

by sutf November 21, 2011

dick-in-hand

Like cash-in-hand, you are paid with sexual favors, rather than money.

Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: Na, it's already happened. My boss is hot, she pays me dick-in-hand! BOOYA!!!

by G0T_M34T January 1, 2009