by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022
Get the Australian wake up mug.When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.
I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me
by Ohnoimsorry December 18, 2019
Get the fork it up mug.by washed up222 December 12, 2020
Get the washed up mug.Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022
Get the Mashed Up Monkey mug.John:KYS, Adam!
Adam: What did I do?
Oscar:Hey, click this link here: *insert Never Gonna Give You Up link*
John:WTF, Oscar, why did you rickroll me?
Oscar:ez
Adam: What did I do?
Oscar:Hey, click this link here: *insert Never Gonna Give You Up link*
John:WTF, Oscar, why did you rickroll me?
Oscar:ez
by partyparty12 December 20, 2023
Get the Never Gonna Give You Up mug.When you look trash because something happened to you. Can be physical or something about your appearance.
--Can be used as clapped up or clapped 'subject' up--
"Hey man your hair looks like a pile of giraffe shit!"
"I know man my barber clapped me up!"
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"Did you hear what Alex said about Izzy?"
"Yeah bro! A black dude overheard and clapped him up! He's in the hospital now..."
"Hey man your hair looks like a pile of giraffe shit!"
"I know man my barber clapped me up!"
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"Did you hear what Alex said about Izzy?"
"Yeah bro! A black dude overheard and clapped him up! He's in the hospital now..."
by cool.dude.6969 September 24, 2023
Get the clapped up mug.by urbanmybutt September 21, 2023
Get the Line-up (or fade) mug.