sharticipation

the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart

"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"

sharticipation by Craig McRae July 18, 2006

Shart Cart 

A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.

Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.

Shart Cart by D & T Car Detailing January 2, 2011

Sharticle 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

Sharticle by Barshens July 31, 2016

sharted 

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

sharted by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.

Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence

Shortest Books in the World by Ozmandia August 2, 2009

Shart 

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

Shart by cretard October 24, 2008

Shortliner 

A shortliner is a term for a group charter fishermen who have been indoctrinated into a fisheries management plan by one of the seven regional fishery management councils. Most likely against their will, with a crappy allocation and undue regulations

The halibut shortliner fleet in 3A needs an larger allocation

Shortliner by humonguslingus September 20, 2012