sharticipation

the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart

"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"

sharticipation by Craig McRae July 18, 2006

Santicipation 

A condition which causes young children to rise early on Christmas morning.

Spurred by a heightened sense of Santicipation, Nelly and Emma awakened their parents at 5:00am on Christmas morning to see if St. Nick had arrived whilst they slept.

Santicipation by tralalamama December 29, 2011

Santicipation 

The overwhelming feeling of excitement you feel on Christmas Eve when you’re one more sleep away from receiving your presents.

The levels of santicipation were high this year and the parents were struggling to get Tarquin to sleep.

Santicipation by Linkous December 25, 2017