Were-penis

The result of docking with a wolf on a full moon. Hairy monster penis that atacks on a full moon.

Johns were-penis attacked me last night.

by Casey Karn February 27, 2008

rock-penis

To have a sweet boner, that's super hard and doesn't bend

":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"
"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"
"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

The Penis Monkey

The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.

Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity!

by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019

penis trout

A dude with a hella dick. This guy will hook all the ladies. Just one whiff of the penis trout will make any girl down for fish tacos and makin' love

Can have a positive or negative connotation

Dude: Bro, you got a penis trout, you're catching all the good ladies
Bro: 7 ladies in 7 nights
Dude: i wish i had a penis trout
Bro: its not for everyone

by What is this crap, bob? June 4, 2017

money penis

The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.

Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?

Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.

by fartus jenkins August 20, 2011

big penis

a not little male genitalia.

joe has a big penis.

by emilyyy September 27, 2005

Penis Chimbers

After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.

man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!

by Usty Eagle March 5, 2009