A ham

It’s just the Normal way of saying sIlLy lItTlE bAkA anyone can be a ham but they also less retarded then “those” type of people

Sam:Dude Mikey stop being A ham my guy

Miles:don’t you mean silly little Baka dude?
Sam:The actually fuck miles? Are you one of “those” type of people?
Mikey:heh you guy are Such A hame
Sam and Miles:Oh Mikey! *laughs dramatically*

by TheGayStarLord365 February 11, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia

fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice

by hamduster December 30, 2020

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

by Oliver Face January 6, 2021

ham

yummy and fucking dlichis

ham not pork or beef

by 60000 kids are in my basement January 8, 2021

Ham

Tacoma slang for ugly or Not attractive

:eww he’s so ham I would never date him

by Mosthated253 January 14, 2021