The act of spontaneously leaving the room while still logged onto Facebook and in the middle of a chat conversation.
In FB chat...
Mike: Lol that's great! What are you doing this weekend?
(No Reply)
3 Minutes later...
Mike: Greg?
(No reply)
1 Hour later
Greg: Sry bro I made Facebook Flight to go eat dinner. Whats up?
Mike: Lol that's great! What are you doing this weekend?
(No Reply)
3 Minutes later...
Mike: Greg?
(No reply)
1 Hour later
Greg: Sry bro I made Facebook Flight to go eat dinner. Whats up?
by SodomicBlitz April 16, 2010
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Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.
by monstersincx3 October 21, 2010
Get the facebook drought mug.Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
by cleversenorita November 14, 2011
Get the Facebook seizure mug.An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.
by G6rider October 30, 2021
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I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010
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"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."
by DC Devo April 22, 2009
Get the facebook tagged mug.Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.
Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah
by Lo440393 March 12, 2011
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