facebook-conservative 

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook

Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.

facebook-conservative by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011

facebook conservative 

Someone who actively posts' propaganda against Obama and thinks all Liberals are stupid. I don't care if you are a conservative or republican but facebook conservatives are a brand new kind of stupid. I don't like Obama either but get a fucking grip.

If I see one more shared picture on my wall comparing flight checks to the Nazi's, I will become the richest person in the world and hire the best hacker in the world and the best hitman in the world just to fucking hunt you down you shit faced motherfucker. By the way, I don't know why you are blaming Obama, because Obama doesn't fucking run the airport you stupid fucking facebook conservative.

facebook conservative by CF98wot February 11, 2013

Facebook conservative 

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.

His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

Facebook conservative by happy moose March 7, 2011