Skeet eye 

1.)(Noun) The propulsion of skeet (ejaculatory fluid) into one's ocular region.
2.) The condition of getting skeet in one's eye.

John hired a prostitute for the night. As she was performing oral sex, he came -- in her eye.

John said, "Haha! Skeet eye, bitch!" Then John left without paying while she was stunned by the skeet eye.

Skeet eye by antwawn July 16, 2008

Eyegasm

That fucking amazing feeling you get when you take your pointer finger and rub it aggressively on the side of your eye right next to your nose.

I was bored, so I rubbed my finger against my eye and got an eyegasm!

Eyegasm by That dude you saw yesterday May 13, 2015

eyas 

Eyas /iya:s/ - (noun) - an old Bosnian word for: "God's gift to women". The word used by fathers to tell their sons that if they want to become Eyas they must be confident and bold in life.

"Son, if you continue being nice you'll never become Eyas", father told his son.

eyas by eyas taifour September 8, 2007

cock eyes 

another word for round eyes of white people. some of them have dotted small round eyes that they look like a butt hole or cock hole.

"stop staring at me with your cock eyes. you're not helping your cock eyes any less small and round."

cock eyes by Pink Piglette October 5, 2012

slant eye 

Slant eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slant eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slant eye an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slant eye too."

slant eye by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

blue eyes 

The second most common eye color, it is usually attributed with people from the Baltic Sea area (Northern Europe). In many cultures blue eyes are considered more beautiful than other colors, but many brown eyed people disagree. This may be explained by the following.
It is generally considered a recessive trait, its persistance in European countries is attributed to blue-eyed people finding blue eyes more attractive than other colors.
Blue eyes are much less common than brown, and much more common than green. Talking world population wise, brown eyes are common everywhere, blue are only in high percentages in Norhtern Europe and the "colonies" (Canada, the United States, Australia), and green is only present in large numbers in Iceland.

Jon: She has amazingly beautiful blue eyes!
Mark: I dont know dude, they arent all that great.

blue eyes by Zemo January 26, 2008

Multicultural Eyeshadow

A Black Eye. The toll paid daily by coal burners worldwide. White women who sleep with blacks are very likely to wear Multicultural Eyeshadow sometime in their lives.

I've noticed mudsharks always seem to wear Multicultural Eyeshadow.

Multicultural Eyeshadow by ethnat January 19, 2018