Cross Campus Creeping

To be "analyzing/inspecting/viewing/checking out/scoping/judging/whatever else you may call it" a girl (or guy, depending on how you roll), from a great distance.

....you get the picture I'm sure. Today, I was at the top of campus and I had the perfect perch for cross campus creeping on girls. I mean, wouldn't you if you had outstanding vision such as mine?

by Eagle Eyes September 2, 2011

Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location

"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"

by Kirjavah September 25, 2013

Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis

Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.

by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019

Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.

Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it

by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019

South Campus Energy

A student at The Ohio State University who lives on the south side of campus. Typically means the person is attractive and enjoys partying much more than the chodes on north campus

Chad: Bro she is so hot
Kyle: Yeah bro, she has that south campus energy for sure

by KyleFromBetaApplePi August 13, 2019

external-combustion engine

A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.

One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019