Cow

1: Female bovine whose counterpart is a bull.
2: Victorian insult for an uncouth woman.
3: IM shorthand for coward.
4: Female media personality who writes hit pieces on other women and their families, just to get ahead in the media industry. Popularized by the hit T.V. show "Ugly Betty".

1: That cow sure is eating a lot of grass.
2: Look at that drunken woman cussing like a sailor, she's nothing but a cow.
3: Did you see that cow blocked me after talking shit?
4: I can't believe that cow wrote all those lies about J. K. Rowling.

by The Prince Orono December 14, 2021

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021

Cow

ur mom

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"

by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021

Steal a cow

Code word for steal my virginity and make her (Moo)an

Hey do you want to steal a cow?

by Thatstuff878 December 23, 2021

Cow

Your mom

Jason: you see that cow
Todd: yeah it reminds me of your mom

by Thiswasn'ttakenbutnowitis December 23, 2021

Bust in a Cow

When you fuck a overweight person.

Ey Jimbo go bust in a cow just how ya like it mate!

by Lack of Brain Oxygen December 25, 2021

Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.

Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!

by RuffBudda January 25, 2022