Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.

A random cow: Moooo!

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

bussin cow

a Canadian former chef. Games on xbox. Plays games such as Call of Duty, Fifa, but most importantly: Among Us. Gina wants to know what Bussin Cow is, and why red is sus.

Phillip Pitre is such a bussin cow!
Bussin Cow is sus!

by shmackattaxk January 15, 2022

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

brownest of cows

Someone who is extremely foul.

Jacob is the brownest of cows, he has not changed his shorts in a week.

by Francis96 October 30, 2012

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012

Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group

"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019

Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008