Turkey toes

being a lil goofball

you're such a turkey toes!

by Lukwww January 11, 2023

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Turkeying

Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.

"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"

by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023

Turkey

Goble Goble 🦃

Jeff: Look at that thick turkey goble goble

by WFYUtn March 20, 2023

Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

Turkey burp

When you shove your meat in the anal area of a turkey to make the turkey call out

Did you hear that cody was a turkey burping last night

by Daddy-6969 June 20, 2023