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facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.
She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!
by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010
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Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010
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facebook parasite

a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all
god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...
by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010
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Facebook Sniper

Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 5, 2010
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facebook woofer

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Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.
by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014
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Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.
"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."
by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010
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Facebook Validation

When a person finds it necessary to post a problem they are having on the internet for the world to see so maybe, just MAYBE, they can find someone that agrees with them and that will show sympathy for their plight.
Facebook Validation---Post by John Doe: Fair or not fair? Tell me how you would feel if your girlfriend/fiance/significant other went out all night and did not call to let you know where she was. Can someone please help me out with this?
by ThatGirl01 June 11, 2013
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