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talking into god’s telephone

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
by grdn79 August 22, 2023
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San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
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Trauma from Telegram App

The specific paranoia and operational stress associated with the encrypted, channel-based messaging app favored for everything from niche fan clubs to, well, darker stuff. The trauma comes from the sheer velocity of information in massive channels (thousands of unread messages inducing anxiety), the constant low-grade fear of being in a group that might get raided or banned, and the whiplash between innocent sticker packs and stumbling into ideological rabbit holes with no content moderation. The app feels like a series of backrooms—some cozy, some deeply unsettling—and exiting one just leads to another.
Example: "He joined a Telegram channel for vintage synthesizer repairs. Two weeks later, after a labyrinth of forwarded messages and linked channels, he was seeing conspiracy theories about 5G and music theory. His trauma from the Telegram app is the feeling that no community is ever just about what it says it's about." Trauma from Telegram App
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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Outer Worlds Is Telefang

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Outer Worlds Is Telefang
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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That feeling when you bros are around you but you can’t see them, you get that little tingle in your nuts.
“Are you guys near me? I am getting the Tennessee Testicular Telepathy!”
by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025
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