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road romance

When you flirt and have a good time with another person in the car next to you, on a common road. then you go your separate ways and wish you could meet up again.
on my way to work i had an encounter of road romance, some good flirting... made the start to my day really well!
by kash_04 December 1, 2010
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Road

(1.) A path previously laid out by someone else, to arrive at a destination or goal.

(Can be either physical or existential, literal or metaphorical).

(2.) A metaphor for the journey of the life, death, or existence in general.

(3.) A point of access, connection or intersection, in a larger system. (Can refer to the structure of actual roadways, or anything that resembles that structure…(like veins/arteries in the human body, or the branches/roots of a tree).

(4.) A particular method or approach, to learning or doing something.
(1.) If you take the strictest definition of road vs. street…A street is supposed to imply buildings and addresses, either public or private. And a road is supposed to emphasize a means of travel.

(This gets kind of confusing and weird when you consider people live on both streets and roads. However, you’ll notice a highway is never called a street. It’s always a road.)

(2.) The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

(3.) Veins are like the local roads of the human body. Arteries are like major highways. And blood vessels are like small residential streets.

(4.) (A.) The road to Michael’s heart, is his stomach. Better work on that Lasagna.

(B.) The road to learning, isn’t the same for anybody. The most effective teachers tap into their students’ individual motivations and learning styles.
by Olive989 April 1, 2023
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Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
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road rage

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road
by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019
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definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.
person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
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Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.
This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket
by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023
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Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road
Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.
by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017
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