Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022

Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.

Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.

by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Moon Elf

An elf with typical Asian features of black hair and brown eyes rather than the stereotypical blonde hair and blue eyes that regular elves have.

Have you played monster hunter rising yet? It has twin moon elf priestess.

by Madam Fortune November 11, 2022

mia moon

Banana slices topped with peanut butter and jelly, each spread separately, then stacked together to form a sandwich and eaten

She asked her mom to make her a mia moon on a plate for a snack.

by AubreyCa February 24, 2025

Moon

A grey, cratered piece of rock 250,000 miles away from Earth that 12 lads walked on.

The Moon Orbits the Earth.

by IDEMANDSUCC June 26, 2021