Nick Jones 

The act of some skank-faced whore (or prozzie) taking a shit unexpectedly on you while banging.

Dude1: How'd your date go last night?
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!

Nick Jones by Scrazzer94 February 12, 2009

Nick Jonas 

1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour

Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.

Nick Jonas by njjwantsme June 30, 2009

nick folked 

Using your finger(s) to pleasure a woman on her vagina and clitoris. This may include actual penetration with your finger(s) into the women’s vagina. AKA finger banging.

"The other night Suzie came over and I nick folked the hell out of her. She came all over my fingers."

nick folked by Good4Three April 8, 2009

nick cocker 

this is when a boy named nick that is in 10th grade and goes to harley rapes a kid named dan chess up the ass

nick fucking dan up the ass as dan shouts give me that dick nick i love reciving a nick cocker

nick cocker by harleygangster2009 August 13, 2009

Nick Poerio 

a short, fat dago who is famous for his legenday chode (i.e. The opposite of Jonah Falcon or John Holmes.)

Richard: Dude, I almost hooked Yaylor last night, but then she relized I was a Nick Poerio.

Nick Poerio by thelefttesticle4ever December 12, 2010

Nick Keaveny 

A person who has a face that largely resembles a human face. He has 2 ears and a nose. it is a nose. He has two eyes that are a certain color and sometimes sneezes out of his nose, not his eyes. He plays football with is two arms and a has a spam javelin. He particularly enjoys being joysticked

I'm gonna get my spam javelin joysticked, just like Nick Keaveny always does.

Nick Keaveny by Ryan Bieber May 2, 2011

Nick Fancy Pants 

A man who loves the bulls and was/ and or called Peanut Butter in high school. He is also called Anus Attack.

Oh My! He's Nick Fancy Pantsing it out there!

Nick Fancy Pants by Mrs.Anon Ducks February 3, 2012