HO-scale

Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.

After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

ho-cast

A predictive report on sexual prospects.

Miguel: What's the ho-cast for Teri's party?

Joe: Gonna be rainin' bitches!

by Inertient November 23, 2009

Ho-Chi

The art of fighting a ho uses. sort of like ti-chi but not

Man: babe we need to talk
HO: dont mess wit me i know Ho-Chi

by Ro Ro the MO MO June 20, 2008

ho-ster

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

ho dollar

A shout yelled to a hot woman by the Hyperion.

The Hyperion sees a hot chick and yells, "Ho Dollar!".

by t June 1, 2004

ho-chunk

1) Person of larger proportions who wears clothing several sizes too small and gives the impression to others of whore-ness. 2) skimpy attire worn by a fat person

"Wow, Betty, that girl really looks like a class A ho-chunk."

by momad December 31, 2011

Faux-Ho

A super close female friend that walks the line of behaving like a girlfriend, without the any of the nookie. It's possible that there was a romantic connection in the past, yet not necessary.

When one of your closest friends is a member of the opposite sex (and you're a guy), they are your Faux-Ho.

by LS-LK January 30, 2007