freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009

facebook drought

a period of time on facebook where you don't post on friends' wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.

Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.

by monstersincx3 October 21, 2010

Facebook Flight

The act of spontaneously leaving the room while still logged onto Facebook and in the middle of a chat conversation.

In FB chat...
Mike: Lol that's great! What are you doing this weekend?

(No Reply)

3 Minutes later...
Mike: Greg?

(No reply)

1 Hour later
Greg: Sry bro I made Facebook Flight to go eat dinner. Whats up?

by SodomicBlitz April 16, 2010

Facebook Worthy

The point in which something is cool/amazing enough for someone to put it on facebook.

This is not facebook worthy

by thatguynon July 23, 2011

Facebook Happy

When one posts in extremists of an hour or less continuously streaming his or her status for all to see. Usually due to an outer excitement that causes the emotional impulses.

"Wow, Steven just posted five times in the last hour", "yeah he just got real facebook happy because of his promotion"

by JBeansz March 3, 2012

Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

by fx501 August 1, 2010

Facebook action

A term used to describe status likes, comments, wall posts, picture comments, and anything else one may receive on Facebook.

Girl 1: Look at Jenny's Facebook! 10 wall posts in a single hour! She gets a lot of Facebook action.

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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.

by FacebookWhore14 December 13, 2010