freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009

Facebook Vacation

When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.

"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."

by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010

Facebook Happy

When one posts in extremists of an hour or less continuously streaming his or her status for all to see. Usually due to an outer excitement that causes the emotional impulses.

"Wow, Steven just posted five times in the last hour", "yeah he just got real facebook happy because of his promotion"

by JBeansz March 3, 2012

facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.

She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!

by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010

facebook-conservative

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook

Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.

by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011

facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.

facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL

by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014