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facebook-conservative

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook
Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.
by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011
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facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.
She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!
by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010
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facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.
facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL
by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010
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Facebook Worthy

The point in which something is cool/amazing enough for someone to put it on facebook.
by thatguynon July 23, 2011
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Facebook Flight

The act of spontaneously leaving the room while still logged onto Facebook and in the middle of a chat conversation.
In FB chat...
Mike: Lol that's great! What are you doing this weekend?

(No Reply)

3 Minutes later...
Mike: Greg?

(No reply)

1 Hour later
Greg: Sry bro I made Facebook Flight to go eat dinner. Whats up?
by SodomicBlitz April 16, 2010
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facebook tagged

When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).
"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."
by DC Devo April 22, 2009
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Facebook Sniper

Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 5, 2010
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