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Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

Check Your Fucking Pockets by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

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out-fucking-standing

This was a common Marine Corps Drill Instructor phrase that could be used in a sarcaatic context and but also has meaning within the context of a bonafide compliment.

In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.

In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.

Sarcastic usage: Young man has to go to her father and explain that she is pregnant and you are the father. His first words: "Out-fucking-standing! Want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?" In this context the delivery is slow with deliberate accent heavily on the "out," the "fuck," and the "stand." There is also a slight pause between each syllable.

In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"

out-fucking-standing by WinningAttitude March 18, 2007