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Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!
by GhoulFooly December 9, 2020
mugGet the Cow Momentmug.
In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; 🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮 have been milked for decades
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024
mugGet the 🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮mug.

Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman
“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”
by Church boners July 6, 2018
mugGet the Cow neckmug.

Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.
I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.
by Cold nose September 15, 2022
mugGet the Money cowmug.

Cow

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"
by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021
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Polish Cow meme

The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.
Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.
by someguywhousesUD April 9, 2025
mugGet the Polish Cow mememug.

COW

You are the dumbest redneck, a COW it doesn't go moo and it isn't a Condo On Wheels, it's a fucking trailer, what

a dumbass condo, on wheels....
by WGOMBAR November 5, 2010
mugGet the COWmug.

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